Nov 3, 2005, 6:31 PM
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I'll start it out nice and clean ....
It's friday ...... joke time
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An old sailor entered a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the Sailor and asked, "Are you a real sailor?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life riding ships at sea, Riverine Boats in the Vietnam War, visiting foreign ports, and
repairing shipboard problems, so I guess I am."
"She said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old sailor and asked, "Are you a real Sailor?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."