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It's friday ...... joke time
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Butt Funny
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I'll start it out nice and clean ....


An old sailor entered a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the Sailor and asked, "Are you a real sailor?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life riding ships at sea, Riverine Boats in the Vietnam War, visiting foreign ports, and
repairing shipboard problems, so I guess I am."

"She said, "Well, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I
shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old sailor and asked, "Are you a real Sailor?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."


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Nov 3, 2005, 6:38 PM

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Be careful levity will get you banned (it did me)


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Nov 3, 2005, 7:08 PM

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What's the difference between European Heaven and European Hell?

In European Heaven:

The Germans build the cars
The French do the cooking
The English are the police
The Italians are the lovers and
The Swiss run the government

In European Hell:

The French build the cars
The English do the cooking
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers and
The Italians run the government.


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roflmfao


Butt Pirate/o\
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Nov 4, 2005, 9:09 AM

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.


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Nov 4, 2005, 10:04 AM

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook-hand, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Well...", said the pirate, "..it was my first day with the hook."


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Nov 4, 2005, 10:40 AM

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AAAHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


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Nov 5, 2005, 4:11 AM

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says "Y'know, we have a drink here named after you".

Grasshopper says "You have a drink here named Bob?"


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Nov 5, 2005, 4:16 AM

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What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? They're both fun to ride until someone sees you on one.


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